aquilldeferred:

dudewhocares:

it amazes me how i manage to screw up verbalizing even the most basic sentences

all of a sudden “lets go get pizza” turns into “how about we lets piatza” 

That’s me all the time.

Like today at family prayer, I was thanking God for making it possible for us to eat dinner together as a family and it came out as “we thank thee that we are able to eat family” and then I couldn’t even finish the prayer because we were all laughing too hard.

Or when I said that a man threatened his gun with a wife.

Or when I said chainsaw instead of computer.

(Source: tweeeeeets)

the-cheesiest-ninjy:

gingerhaze:

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This would be better if it was Tony askdjoasvuda

(Source: cmercado)

I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a fucking moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.

(Source: huntersandangels)

chelsamander:

LGBTCATDOG HAHAHAHAHA

(Source: rayn3r)

(Source: gilligankane)

so-very-sesual:

badtvblog:

That time everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time.

OMG WHAT IS THIS I AM LITERALLY CRYNG

(Source: engineering-laughter)

alexkoehlerschin:

when people say they like a band but they don’t even know the previous bassist’s favorite color

(Source: thatonekidmegan)

theartofanimation:

Perry Dixon Maple - Dr. Seuss

losmadden:

TRUE

(Source: phl0x)